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I am a soph at C4, a thing which us more sophisticated Balona types refer as Chaud County Community College, where I am working to become a star of journalism and maybe criminal justice, too, and also a writer of memoirs and fiction and most important POETRY to be published by the world famous publisher from the East, Ms. Verga Bless. But I figure since I am also Chief of Security at BalonaDotCom, a fine cybercafe on Front Street (Balona, CA 95232) owned by my good friend Claire Preene (who is also the richest woman in Chaud County), I should try to practice what I preach computer-wise. So here I am, writing a blog for public consumption. What I figure I will do this month is give you some ideas about Balona attitudes, so here are some Facts of Balona, found on some papers written and (naturally) lost by a thoroughly despised ex-boyfriend whose name I will not mention even though the name Joey Kuhl is sort of poetic sounding: Fact of Balona: It is more worse to get laughed at in Balona than to be scared out of your wits by a ghost. Fact of Balona: Having a custom barbecue in your back yard is like owning a bowling ball or driving a Buick or having a canoe in your garage or going over to Fruitstand Park to have picnics. Fact of Balona: Wearing a cellphone on your belt makes you look suave, and looking suave is important in Balona, whether the phone has got batteries in it or not. If anybody wants to say something nice (like about my idea to put flowers on the side here), you should click down there where it says, and send me an e-mail which I will get right away. Patella's E-Mail |