Patella Euphella Sackworth, Reporter-at-Large for the Balona Courier |
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Well, here we are again, and I have some news to report, even though it concerns a truly despise-worthy ex-boyfriend named Joseph Oliver Kuhl. I am reporting this because it is my duty as a journalist and potentially published poet (definitely NOT by infamous publisher Ms. Verga Bless, a certifiable vampire). It has to do with a good book about stuff that happened in Balona about spirits and ghosts and spectral dangers in our town. Joey didn't actually write this book. It was written by an author not as famous as Philodendron Runcible, our really famous local romance writer who actually sells books out of her car trunk. But Joey is the subject of the book, and it gives the impression that he is actually talking to the reader of the story. And so I also have to report that that fine, handsome popular teacher and editor, Mr. Joaquin Peralta, has a great review for his new book which is supposably written by the abovementioned ex-boyfriend. And furthermore, speaking of Mr. Peralta, he has a great book coming out in January, but we'll leave you in suspense for another month or two, wating for the pre-publication reviews. You can see the covers of BalonaBooks in the BalonaBooks catalog. Some are beautiful; some are scary-looking. You could also let me know how I'm doing as a blogger by e-mailing me. Patella's E-Mail |