Patella Euphella Sackworth, Reporter-at-Large for the Balona Courier (Turkeys by Elaine) 
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Well, here it is almost Turkey Time, and I am already drooling, even though Pastor Nim Chaud is always moaning about how you should spare the turkey and try tofu. You ever eat a tofu turkey? Blechhh. I hope you have by now read Community Spirits, the scary ghost book which is pretty good even though I come off as unsympathetic since it was dictated by an ex-boyfriend who is a true sexist. I will get even, however, when my tell-all poems hit the bookstores. (Published by famous Eastern publisher Ms. Verga Bless of TBC fame who also provides us with counseling about our financial life.) Another one (a book, that is) where I am not even mentioned, is Nobody's Fault, which is a story about Mr. Junior Kuhl's adventures in a terrible earthquake, which is told to my little friend Tery Ordway, a real bright kid where I am sort of her mentor (more or less). Of course, old Mr. Junior Kuhl is no longer with us, but he was a real funny story teller. Just ask Tery. When you get right down to it, the story is pretty interesting. In places it's exciting, especially where--but I better not tell, since that's called a spoiler. What you need to do is read it yourself. You can see the cover of the book (showing an artist version of Tery on it) in the BalonaBooks catalog. You could also let me know how I'm doing as a blogger by e-mailing me. Patella's E-Mail |