Patella Euphella Sackworth, Reporter-at-Large for the Balona Courier  |
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I bet you are looking forward to (or already digesting) a couple chocolate bunnies and hearts. Next to Balona's famous King Korndogs and pizza of any kind and maplenut milkshakes, chocolates are my favorite food. I am feeling pretty perky recovering from my diet, where I managed six korndogs at Frank's Diner to make up for all the January deprivation, since I had to make up for a few extra candy bars, etc., during the holidays. I will be able to get into my deceased daddy's old wetsuit in July, for sure. Probably. The six korndogs were only to reassure my digestion that she's not forgotten. Mr. Don Keyshot's story was all sold out in Balona, so Claire had to order more. It's A Perched-in Soul, and tells secrets about Mr. Keyshot's life, including his love life, which I found more than just interesting. You will, too. Zacky Burnross's book, the one in which he comes off as a scholar and adventurer and romantic is now real popular, too. My journalism teacher, Phil Runcible, says the book A Little Honesty will make a good Valentine's gift. You can buy books right on this Web site with a credit card. My book about me and Claire is pretty good, too. You should try it out: BUDS. Since most of you are always on the lookout for a charge, here's something that will give you a goosepimple or two: It's Mr. Burberry's reveal of some aspects of his life that you wouldn't believe if he didn't reveal it himself. An ex-boyfriend of mine whose name I don't mention if I can help it (initials J.K.) had a hand in the book, too. It's coming out next month, you need to read Serving Humanity, which could curdle your limp glands. Don't say I didn't warn you. Anyway, you could e-mail me and tell me if you like my blog Patella's E-Mail |