Patella Euphella Sackworth, Reporter-at-Large for the Balona Courier  |
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I bet you are looking forward to (or already digesting) a couple chocolate bunnies and hearts. Next to korndogs and pizza and maplenut milkshakes, chocolates are my favorite food. I am still not feeling my usual perky self, since I've got this sore on my neck that won't heal up and I feel pretty weak all the time. But my publisher, famous Ms. Verga Bless who I see every Tuesday and Saturday night for financial counseling, she tells me to strive on and be sure to eat food rich in iron and put my money safely in my bank account so I can bring her cash for every poem I bring her to put in my forthcoming book. It's a big job to write poetry that you hope will make the bigtime. Tery Ordway's story was all sold out in Balona, so they had to order more. It's Nobody's Fault, the story about the big San Francisco earthquake that old Mr. Junior Kuhl was in just about exactly a hundred years ago. Ms. Verga Bless sounds irritated that she didn't publish Tery's book, since Ms. Bless is pretty sharp on the money side. Zacky Burnross's book, the one in which he comes off as a scholar and adventurer and romantic is now real popular. My journalism teacher, Phil Runcible, says the book A Little Honesty will make a good Valentine's gift. You can buy books right on this Web site with a check or a credit card. My book about me and Claire is pretty good, too. You should try it out: BUDS Anyway, you could e-mail me and tell me if you like my blog Patella's E-Mail |